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Kieth Hildebrand Has A Beamer Fetish

Local student, kieth Hildebrand has an odd fetish, an insider from the crosxs country team said. The runner, who wished to remain anonymous also stated that at meets, Hildebrand routinely searches for vehicles made by BMW. He takes pictures, which he documents in a scrapbook, currently containing approx. 450 photographs of different beamers he has found. I
In the photo we have aquired, Hildebrand is seen posing with an overly ugly vehicle. Note the cautious or worried look in his eye, which according to an FBI insider, shows that he is either hiding something, or warily searching for the owner.
Hildebrands teammates have lately become worried that this odd fetish is is beginning to affect his performance as part of the team. Hopefully for thier sake, Hildebrand grows out of this odd interest.

Kieth Hildebrand Has A Beamer Fetish

CAFETERIA OUSTED BY EXPANSION OF DAIRY GOODNESS CENTER

'The GDCI caffeteria will be shutting its doors' was the message from an anonymous employee last week.
The new 'Dairy Goodness Center,' is expanding, offering more prodhcts and has driven the caffeteria into recievership. The caffeteria can't compete with the convenient location and lower prices at the DGC.

Alex gardiner, shown in the picture, was a lifetime customer, and supposed advocate for the caffeteria. He is seen here consuming a product from the DGC. Gardiner was unavailable for comment. The DGC will be adding a second machine near the location of the now closed caffeteria, to cope with the rising de,and for its products.

Life-long caffeteria customer Alex                                      The empty caffeteria
Gardiner, enjoying his new lunch
stop, the Dairy Goodness Center